Entering a
lovely, welcoming local police station, I was so proud to see a very important
framed piece of paper claiming that the country had a zero tolerance on
corruption. It was very convenient that it was in a police station as they are
the enforcers of the law.
These people
should be commended for the amount of work they do each day to bring about a
peaceful environment. It is almost as if there is a zero percentage crime rate.
With smiles on their faces, they attend to you in a civilised manner. Everyone
is treated equally. That day I happened to be standing in a queue in front of
our honourable President and I was asked to go before him to his surprise. They
said it was because I had arrived first. If you commit a crime, you are dealt
with sternly to the extent that you generously offer them a token of
appreciation from your empty pocket for them doing their job. Without being
forced to, it is a personal choice that everyone has made at least once.
Our
sunscreen manufacturing companies must be the most successful industries as the
traffic police are constantly in the sun patrolling the roads hence why we have
the safest roads. Most of them patrol without being told or expecting something
in return but from the goodness of their hearts. This is true leadership as
they put everyone’s needs before theirs.
If it is so
that you have committed a crime worthy to go to court, which is rare, you are guaranteed
justice. Regardless of whom you are or whether the judge is your mother or husband,
you receive what you deserve. A month ago to everyone’s surprise, the Minister
of Defence Forces’ son was caught breaking the law. The father made no attempt
to save him but believed he must suffer the consequences of his action. Even
though he had enough money to bail his son out, he decided the two year
sentence should help his son to be a better person. This is a good example
emphasising that there is no room for nepotism.
With all
this in mind, the police happen to be the most malnourished, skinny people in
the country. They only rely on taxes paid by people as a salary, nothing else.
The government does not want to discomfort their citizens by imposing
ridiculous taxes, lest they all migrate to a country equally as safe as ours,
South Africa. Therefore the police are paid starving wages. As little as our
taxes are, we see reasonable change in the country. We have level roads with no
sign of potholes and the best rust free railway system. As if it is not enough,
our airline has been voted the best in Southern Africa- always on time, safe
and very efficient.
This
reinforces how there is no room for corruption, misuse of money or unfair
treatment of people. This has led to a negative net migration as many people
come from other countries to live in a safe environment such as this country.
Chido Mpofu
In fact, the transparency is so much so that instead of lovely satirical pieces like this one, national newspapers give us minute to minute details on the oppositions inability to give a ten percent tip when they have eaten out... Well done Chido :)
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